@Jordan: “This month, help us support prostate cancer research by growing a moustache.”
C’mon maaaan… :{D
If I didn’t work at a high school I would…
Substitute Teaching
So I have been doing a lot of subbing lately… and you learn a lot about kids from subbing… They suck is the main thing that I have learned… they are self absorbed and I don’t like most of them. Also… high school girls are perverts.
St. Vincent doing an adorable cover of my favorite Jackson Browne song… This is too awesome.
Film Reviews in One Sentence, Vol. 1
Se7en (1995) - Kevin Spacey gives Brad Pitt head.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BRILLIANT!!!!
(Source: oldkingcrow)
Movie Trailer of the Day: Clown makes Stephen King’s It look like an animated, made-for-Nick-Jr. musical about mirthful, puppy-adopting clowns who save Christmas.
[thanks brad!]
This is why I hate Eli Roth.
(Source: thedailywhat)
SEEKING ATTRACTIVE YOUNG FEMALE FOR DORITOS CRASH THE SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL CONTEST
You: More conventionally attractive than not, but supermodel quality not needed. Size 4-6 (not 6-8) or smaller. Bust size should be C cup or larger. Should appear to be between 20-30 years of age. Acting…
Everything about that makes me want to punch things.
I am TOTALLY auditioning for this.
(Source: blueberry-mary)
Bill Callahan: Tiny Desk Concert (via nprmusic)
god I love this dude…
Cuponk
So I bought Cuponk yesterday… or as I like to call it “Beer Pong for the Whole Family”… and I hate to admit that it’s really fun… In other news “God Willin’ and the Creek Don’t Rise” by Ray LaMontagne and The Pariah Dogs is amazing.
BAD NETFLIX “INSTANT-WATCH” CHOICES MADE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL:
Currently streaming Showgirls
Shut the fuck up I like the dance numbers.
I promise I’m not a lesbian. God knows I wish sometimes. I’m pretty sure I could be a bomb-ass lipstick-lesbian but I’ll be damned if I’m not a little boy-crazy and desire a cock.
yeah… that’s why I watched it too…
